obsessive frerard reader issues 2k11
since in frerard everything is so full of gay man sex, hetero sex seems really lesbian just because it has a girl in it
So basically I just had a one of my special moments where I think I’m bendy and decide to try the splits just to end up not being able to feel my leg for an hour.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.